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DBSK on Inkigayo - Leading a Life Away From Porn [Yoochun -> himself, Yunho ->Yoochun’s mum, Changmin -> Yoochun’s dad, Junsu -> Yoochun’s friend, Jaejoong -> Yoochun’s teacher]
YC: A FM Inkigayo Campaign with TVXQ TVXQ: Happy Life~! YEAH!
JS: Hello YH: Aigoo, Xiah Junsu’s here to play~? Yoochun’s laughter JS: Yeah, aunty, Where’s Yoochun? CM: Oh, he’s studying in his room ~ go on in ~ JS: Okay ~ *knocks on the door* JS: Yoochun ah~ I’m here to play! Open the door. *Door opens and random sound effects* JS: YA! What are you doing?! YC: AH! When did you come in? JS: I kept calling you just now but you didn’t answer. What were you watching? ~ YC: Umm, I was just studying JS: You, move aside YC: Ah~What are you doing?! JS: What are you watching and why are you blocking the screen? YC: What are you trying to do? Ah, I’m not doing anything JS: Then, why did I hear such strange noises, like ohh~ahh~When I opened the door? Yoochun’s laughter YC: Ah, it’s not~ JS: Why are both your eyes red then? YC: *stammering* because I’m tired JS: Then, why’s your voice suddenly so deep? YC: Ah, I’m not ~ What’s wrong with me? JS: When was the last time you cut your hair? YC: A week ago, why? JS: Just as I expected. Your hair has grown so much longer because you watch such nonsense JS: Aunty!! Uncle!! YH: Why? What’s the matter? YC: Ah~nothing. Mum, just get away quickly JS: It’s not nothing, it isn’t Aunty! Yoochun, he..! YC: YA~! It’s not like what he thinks it is JS: He watches porn, porn videos YH: *screams* Ah, what did you just say? Hubby! Hubby! CM: What’s the matter? YH: I’m dying, dying! CH: What’s wrong with you? What happened to your mum? YC: Ah, I… saw some videos by accident YH: WHAT!? by accident? Oh, whose fault is this? isn’t he like this now because of how his character resembles his dad? you’re always watching those strange videos, no wonder your kid follows your example! YC: Dad, you watch them too? CM: YOU! Watch what you’re talking. What did I ever watch? This kid Junsu is still here. JS: Recently, Yoochun’s been a little weird. The whole day, he just tries to hold other people’s hands YC: Since when did I do that? JS: And his drawings are weird too YC: Since when did I do that? JS: And when he stares at you, you get goosebumps! YH: Aigoo, aigoo, what are we going to do? You childish kid! No wonder your teacher called and told us to go to school tomorrow! I’m so embarrassed! *The next day at school* JJ: HAHAHAHA. Yoochun matures pretty quickly Junsu giggles JJ: Aigoo, he goes around collecting porn videos and lends them to the other kids Junsu’s dying from excessive laughter JJ: This’s really ~ YH: Teacher, I’m so sorry JJ: Why? CM: It’s my fault for not bringing up my kids properly YH: Isn’t it obvious CM: YOU! How can you speak without thinking in from of the teacher! YH: Ah, this is all your fault. That’s why he’s like you JJ: Ah, Sir, Madam ~ It’s not good to argue in public JS: Aunty, uncle, are you alright? YC: I made a mistake and I’ll never do it again JJ: *sighs* Yoochun isn’t concentrating in school because of the porn videos and his grades are dropping. His eyes are always red and he always seems so tired. And he’s always playing pranks on the female students CM: teacher! It’s my fault that my kid turned out like this! teacher! please punish me instead. Please, hit my leg! JJ: Aigoo, Ah, sir, please don’t be like this. Ah, please rise CM: No! JJ: We don’t need punish kinds here anymore CM: Ah, no! I must be beaten in front of my kids! JJ: Ah, no, I can’t do that YH: That’s right teacher, please hit (Yoochun’s) dad!! YC: Alright, alright! It’s my fault. I’ll never watch porn again. And I’ll destroy whatever I’ve collected so far! I’ll delete any videos with scenes of porn in them. I’ll never watch porn again! YH: Burn all of them! YC: Dad, mum, teacher! I’m sorry YC: A FM Inkigayo Campaign with TVXQ TVXQ: Leading a happy life away from porn
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